Kejadian Aneh Bunyi Anjing “Gggrrr”

Ko takut duduk sorang-sorang kat rumah? We afraid of no ghost/s. Ko tau malam semalam ada hantu anjing plak kacau aku. Ianya sebelah kiri telinga aku jugak. Kali ni bunyi anjing “gggrrrr”. Ada anjing besar rumah sebelah tapi apasal dengar dekat sangat kan? Seram jugak sekeja aku. Huh )

Actually I Learned Nothing in the University

"I learned Economics. My major is International Economics and actually I learned nothing in the University." Well, the above statement is normal nowadays and usually applies to the non-science majors like Architecture, Business, and etc. Many so called "Universities" don't really care about giving education but rather to make money from selling sub-standard education. I myself while studying Architecture and a pretentious self-named "Cock University" was taught only one or two things (quite trivial explained things worth 2 cents at that) out of the thousands of things I was supposed to be taught in University. Bloody heck, Pharaoh's everywhere stealing people hard earned money and life.

Your-Dogs-Will-Die

The scene is in an upper middle class neighborhood. Neighbor #1 is throwing away the rubbish and happens to hear Neighbor#2 watering the lawn. He climbs to peek over the perimeter wall. Neighbor#2’s large Alsatian guard dogs sometimes bark loudly for no reason at night and this noise disturbs the surrounding neighbors.

Neighbor #1: Hi, you must be the new fellow who just moved in.

Neighbor#2: Yes, I am.

Neighbor #1: Oh my name is Vignesh. (Offers to shake hands)

Neighbor#2: My name is Baldeep. (Shakes hands)

Neighbor #1: You moved in like what? Last week? How do you like it here so far?

Neighbor#2: It is good. The children likes playing around in this big house and there is more privacy for me and the missus, you know?

Neighbor #1: Yeah, sure. I understand this.

Both men become silent for a few seconds.

Neighbor #1: Listen, I’m practicing for a “rich home owner “ movie part audition next week. Could you give me a few minutes to help me practice now?

Neighbor#2: I don’t know, maybe. What do I have to do?

Neighbor #1: Oh, nothing much. Just say what it is you feel like saying to my character. All right?

Neighbor#2: Ok, sure. I’ll help.

Neighbor #1: (Smiles) Ok, great. Now let’s start.

Neighbor#2: (Nods) Yeah, ok.

Neighbor #1: (Clears his throat) Eheemm, eehheem. Hey there.

Neighbor#2: Yeah hi.

Neighbor #1: (Suddenly changes to an angry facial expression) Sometimes your dogs are too noisy at night! I can’t sleep because of this and I’m pretty sure other neighbors are upset about this too.

Neighbor#2: (With a surprised face) Oh, I am sorry. What can I do?

Neighbor #1: Please shut them up. They will make me lose millions of dollars if I can’t sleep. Your dogs are being ridiculous. You shut them up or I will have them killed.

Neighbor#2: Oh yeah? Why don’t you move to another place then?

Neighbor #1: Look here a**hole (Point to neighbor#2’s face). I have been staying here for almost 20 years. Who the f**k do you think you are asking me to leave? You’re going to ask all other surrounding neighbors to leave too because of your retarded dogs?

Neighbor#2: (Makes an irritated face) Mummers to himself.

Neighbor #1: (Points again at Neighbor#2’s face) You manage your dogs so I won’t lose any millions or I will kill them. Do you understand me?

Neighbor#2: Yeah, ok. F**k you.

Neighbor #1: No, f**k you! (Points again at Neighbor#2’s face) You can stay at that house a**hole (points to neighbor's house), but your dogs will be dead if you don’t shut them up. We clear?

Neighbor#2: Yeah, ok. F**k you. (Points again at Neighbor#1’s face)

Neighbor #1: Man, you’re as retarded as your dogs. (Now facing sideways and says with a bemused face)

Neighbor#2: (Still with an irritated face)

Neighbor #1: Your-dogs-will-die (Forwards his face to Neighbor#2).

Both men become silent again for a few seconds.

Neighbor #1: (Changes back to friendly neighbor) So how was my acting?

Neighbor#2: (Looking confused)

Neighbor #1: Yo man, I gotta go. Thanks for helping me practice! Good to have you here. (Smiles and offers hand shake).

Neighbor#2: (Still looking confused, looks at Neighbor#1’s hand, and gives an irritated face)

Neighbor #1: (Looks at Neighbor#2’s irritated face and withdraws handshake offer) No? Ok, take care. Welcome to the neighborhood! (Walks away and waves his hands in the air)

Neighbor#2: (Looking confused)

Consult a Compensation Specialist Lawyer

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Cliff Surface Become Trickier Near the Top

So maybe there are river monsters out there to kill me as I cross the river. I will decide this later but first I will have to get to the river bank. There is a small but steep cliff that I have to climb around to get there. I saw a man coming towards me. He must have climbed down the steep cliff. He did not even notice me. Perhaps this is all too familiar to him – going up and down this steep cliff on a daily basis. No matter, now it is my turn. I started with a good foothold and started up the steep cliff strongly.

As I reached the top section of the cliff surface things become trickier. I managed to get myself stuck in an awkward position near the top. There were some people sitting about at the top there and all they are doing is watching me. Maybe there are waiting for me to ask for help. Well, maybe or maybe they have nothing better to do but watch a foreigner doing what they do on a daily basis. Suddenly this kid appears next to me, bounces around and jumps to the top easier than saying this.